i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
