But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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