Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I won the penis lottery.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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