Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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