He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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