i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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