Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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