i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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