the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
A+ Viking dick
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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