You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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