exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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