But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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