and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think people are normalizing furries
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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