Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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