Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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