New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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