It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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