Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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