I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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