I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
3 2 1 whiskey
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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