Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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