Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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