I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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