pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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