she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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