Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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