She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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