Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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