This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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