Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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