love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
