it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Randomize
