I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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