I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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