24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
That was before I lit my hair on fire
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
