remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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