if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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