is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
