Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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