OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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