so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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