just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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