Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
