Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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