I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
