clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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