I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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