You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
time to smoke my breakfast
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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