I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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