if you like me you must not know who I am
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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