chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
These tits shall not be calmed
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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